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agent 000

when gazing upon agent 000, it is best to shield your eyes. as an honorary Class 4 Bronze God of Lust (level C clearance), he makes no apologies should an unsuspecting viewer swoon in his presence. his semi-divine status sometimes hampers his undercover operations, but he manages to get by.

unfortunately, this site is not at liberty to divulge the true extent of agent 000’s clandestine activities. suffice to say that his extraordinary acting talent is an invaluable asset when it comes to doing his job.

when backed up against the wall, agent 000 has but to unleash his inimitable sense of humor to reduce his opponents to helpless puddles of laughter. he has yet to fail a mission.