albertorino

al is saiph’s nature loving, off-trail hiking, national park wandering companion of choice. the two of them once fought off a swarm of mutant man-eating uber-mosquitos, while armed only with their wits and a bottle of water.

When albertorino is not performing bypass surgery or reattaching limbs, he is forgetting to return saiph’s calls. he does not yet know that sometime in the imminent future, saiph is going to abduct him and drag him to the remotest reaches of nepal, where they will put the sherpas to shame.