ang

ang spends much of her time knitting sock monkeys in preparation for the 2005 world sock monkey kick boxing championships. she dreams of the day when she can kidnap michael crawford, tie him to her bedpost, and force him to sing broadway tunes to her on call like a trained parakeet. her fantasies help keep her mind off the fact that she is slowly turning japanese.

when ang and saiph were young, they were frequently mistaken for boys. they decline to comment on whether their childhood development was permanently damaged as a result.