moose

moose likes to hang vegetables from her ceiling. she claims it is good feng shui. when not abusing her food, moose uses her prescient abilities to decode the mysteries of lost civilizations, locate lost change, and place petty off-track bets on venezuelan mole races.

moose thinks it is funny that kiwi birds look like kiwi fruit, and wonders which came first. she once tried to induce a more positive lifestyle by laughing maniacally for five minutes straight every night. scientific conclusions on her state-funded experiment have yet to be drawn.